Telling naughty, off-color jokes in the breakroom is fun...even though against company policy. Actually, I left most of the filth to the imagination...which probably isn't against policy.

New job is okay. Nicky Blue eyes is beginning to cut people from the roster. Hopefully I survive the next 2 weeks and will be permanently glued to payroll.

Getting hit on by 17 year old eyecandy is a blast...but it would be nice to be eyeballed by someone legal, relatively young, and non creepy.